Thursday, August 27, 2015

Jokes of The Malaysian Chinese Wedding Dinner

Have you ever been to Malaysian Chinese wedding dinner ceremony?? If you do, have you ever noticed there are some moments that you may actually laugh out loud during the whole ceremony and yet people still practicing on it generation to generation.


You see.................




1. The dinner ceremony will never ever be punctual to be started.

No matter how you set the time to be as earliest as possible and tell the guest to be punctual, some of the guest will still be late to the dinner by giving you excuses as "traffic jam", "nobody will be that early la bro", "my stomachache last minute, sorry sorry", and etc.

So we have made a conclusion that no matter what the starting time is, in regardless of 5.30pm, 6pm, 6.30pm, 7.30pm, and so on, the ceremony can only be started at 8.30 - 9pm in the end.




2. Some of the guests dress like as if they are at home.

We really don't understand what are they thinking. Come on it's a wedding dinner, at least a proper dressing like long pants, shirts and shoes. Why are you people wearing short pants, t-shirt, and sandals??




3. Why is there "final countdown" song for every first dish?

You know, the song "Europe - The Final Countdown" is always played in most of the wedding ceremony during serving the first dish. We just don't understand why? Please tell us why?? Why?? Why?




4. Chinese Wedding Ceremony Master performs a live show to the guests

You may ask us what is "Chinese wedding ceremony master", well she or he is a Chinese wedding traditional adviser who helps to practice traditional wedding procedure for every newly wed couple. Some of the couple may need them to give speech during the dinner ceremony.

This is when it comes the disaster, why would you ladies or men singing and dancing on the stage right after your speech?? You are like "360 degrees" transfom, from a master to a singer and to a dancer!!! Can we call you transformer?




5. Is the cake on the stage real? Can I grab a piece of it?

Why is the cake on the stage is always a dummy set?? If there are no real cake being served, what is the point of putting it on the stage? The funniest part is when the newly wed couple is asked by the MC to cut the cake in front of everyone. Apa ini (what is this)??




6. Yum Seng (Cheers!!) as simple as that why would people make it a hard way?

In every wedding dinner event, the newly wed couple, their parents and siblings will be invited to the stage to thank the guest for coming. So say like angmo (the whites) style, people will just say "cheers" and "thanks for coming" as easy as that, but in Malaysian Chinese way, they will start

"Yummmmmmmmmmm Seeeeeeeeeeeeeenggggggggg"

or 

"Yum yum yum yum yummmmm Seeeeeeeeeengggggggggg"

or

"Yummmmm zoi yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm seng"

Don't you think this is so funny? (hahahaha)

Then in the end for certain family they may add

"Huat ar, Ong ar, Heng Ar, Ki ar, Song ar" (Hokkien language)





7. For some instance, guest will go onto the stage and show their REAL BAD singing skill

We do not know whether you have this experience or not, whenever there is a guest goes onto the stage and sing, you will really laugh out loud. They really impress us with their singing skill.

It's undeniable that, we have to pay our salute to them!! "Halt halt halt"!




8. Some guest having their own party without bothering anything

Some of the guest they are drinking as if that will be their last drop of alcohol. They never bother what the newly wed says, they never bother the cheering session they never bother whatever things that present to them on the stage, but just making their own noises and dancing near their dining table.

Come on la bros, at least give a little bit respect ma....



Cheers!!!! Yummmmmmm Seennngggg!!!









Saturday, August 1, 2015

9 Most Influential Women to Know in Malaysia --------- Is It Like That?

Based on somebody's article....

"9 Most Influential Women to Know in Malaysia"

oonoondotcom says:"We know that this topic is everywhere online, but did anyone ever raise their doubts on it?"






















1. Datuk Nicol Ann David

The world No. 1 squash player, Datuk Nicol is the first Asian woman to achieve this prestige ranking and one of the greatest sports starts Malaysia has ever produced. David is the first squash player to have won the World Junior title twice in 1999 and 2001 under the tutelage of Richard Glanfield, and being the 9-time winner of the Asian Squash Championship. Nicol puts her fame to good use. She is currently the national goodwill ambassador for the United Nations Development Program, helping to promote youth development and education around poverty-stricken and over-populated countries.

oonoondotcom says:"She is just a sportswoman betul ke?! We wonder is she really that influential? Perhaps she could only inspired youngsters to join squash sports games like her and that's all"
























2. Ruth Yeoh

Ruth Yeoh is eldest of five children of Malaysian tycoon Tan Sri Francis Yeoh. The 32-year-old graduated with a degree (Hons) from the University of Nottingham UK and an MSc (Distinction) from Cass Business School in the City of London. Currently the Executive Director of YTL Singapore Pte. Ltd. and Director at YTL-SV Carbon Sdn Bhd, YTL’s in-house carbon credit and clean development mechanism (CDM) consultancy, most of her works involved corporate sustainability. She pioneered the highly successful "Climate Change Week”, YTL’s flagship educational campaign designed to raise awareness on the important issue of climate change in Malaysia and globally, and has authored and co-edited a book on climate change entitled "Cut Carbon, Grow Profits: Business Strategies for Managing Climate Change and Sustainability", published in 2007.



oonoondotcom says:"Wow, beautiful, young and capable lady. The daughter of one of the richest man in Malaysia. What say you? Definitely influential la and can be more influential if she starts to "throw" money to the public to gain popularity, correct or not?"























3. Datin Paduka Marina Binti Mahathir

Being the eldest daughter of former Malaysian Prime Minister, Tun Mahathir Mohamad never stopped Datin Paduka Marina from excelling her ideas and beliefs through many non-governmental organisations such as the Malaysian AIDS Foundation. She is currently an active socio-political blogger where she writes in her bi-weekly column called Musings in The Star newspaper since 1989. She is an active campaigner for women's rights where she host her own TV talk show, which discussed issues concerning violence against women, gender equality and social reform, and has also authored many successful books namely Eyes: a photographic journey through the Association of Southeast Asia Nations”, “In Liberal Doses”, “Hidden Voices: True Malaysian Experience of AIDS”,”50 Days: Rantings”, and “Telling it Straight”.



oonoondotcom says:"We really respect her as she is very active in promoting AIDS awareness to the public. Besides, her courage to write out her thoughts of political issues on the column of the newspaper really gains our respect thoroughly. We wonder what if she is not the daughter of our ex-prime minister, will she be caught?





















4. Dato' Ambiga Sreenevasan

Dato' Ambiga Sreenevasan is a prominent Malaysian lawyer and human rights advocate, and is one of the eight recipients of the US International Women of Courage Award in 2009. Dato’ Ambiga is well-known for her involvement in the Bersih 2.0 rally and the successful ‘March for Justice’ campaign against judicial corruption. Her persistent campaigning led to the formation of a Malaysian Royal Commission calling for corrective action. Dato’ Ambiga’s continued effort in striving for equal rights and other humanitarian causes is greatly well-liked.

oonoondotcom says:"Dato Ambiga a strong character lawyer that led the public to rally to express their dissatisfaction to the government. We agreed that she is a very influential woman especially when we can see how she & her team could gather more than 100,000 people to wear yellow t-shirt and rally in KL during the Bersih 2.0 campaign. Somehow, we hope that she is safe from her goals in Malaysia, may God bless her."























5. Y.B. Teresa Kok Suh Sim

Teresa Kok is a Malaysian Member of Parliament from the Democratic Action Party (DAP). The KL-born holds 2 degrees - first degree from Universiti Sains Malaysia, graduating in the School of Communication, second degree from University Malaya in political science, and a master of philosophy. She is known for both her significant contributions to the Select Committee on the Review of the Penal Code and Criminal Procedure Code as well as her co-founding of the ASEAN Inter-Parliamentary Myanmar Caucus (AIPMC). Teresa is secretary of the AIMPC which promotes the freedom and education of democratic process for the people of Myanmar.

oonoondotcom says:"We think that she is DAP No.1 most influential woman. She really has the guts to voice out despite of being caught and jailed. She is fearless, so influential that most of the people support her at her area, that made her won the representative seat for than 10 years. She is unbeatable."
























6. Nurul Izzah Anwar

Currently the Member of Parliament for Lembah Pantai and vice President cum Election director of Parti Keadilan Rakyat, Nurul Izzah Anwar has continuously given her support to human rights groups as well as those petitioning for religious freedom and equality. She is also known for her ardent support for better rights for women in the workplace. Being the daughter of the former deputy prime minister, Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim, Nurul began her unintended public life after appealing to the United Nations Commission on Human Rights in Geneva for the release of her father from Jail. The young politician continues to gain popularity despite her political stance and background.

oonoondotcom says:"Dato Seri Anwar Ibrahim's eldest daughter, we think that she has a very strong personal and character that she took up her father's goal in Parti Keadilan Rakyat despite her father being jailed for Sodomy Case. We are wondering how a young woman can withstand such pressure when facing the public for his father's case?. The ways and methods of how she confronted every problems, gained the respect of most of the members in her party and as well as the respect of the public. What do you think? Isn't she very influential?"





















7. Tan Sri Michelle Yeoh

Tan Sri Michelle Yeoh isn't purely well-known for her significant contributions in the global entertainment industry. Her continued support for youth volunteerism makes her one of Malaysia’s most inspiring women. In 2013, she was being appointed the first 1Malaysia For Youth (1M4U) mentor to carry out volunteer and nation-building activities which can benefit communities and social groups in Malaysia. Tan Sri Michelle Yeoh worked with Malaysian government to develop a campaign to fight crime, where the campaign will focus on areas where women are particularly vulnerable, such as car parks, areas near LRT stations and bus stops. She has also championed the cause of road safety in Malaysia, particularly after hearing the sobering statistic that around 6,000 Malaysians die annually in road accidents.


oonoondotcom says:"We love Michelle Yeoh for her acting skill in the movies. She is gorgeous, sophisticated, rich, but not influential. She is not in the country most of the time, how could she be influential? Nowadays, will you really listen and follow what the superstars say? Tell us honestly, besides of following their scandals news, personal news, or other their-lifestyle related news, will you really bother what they promote for the nation? We doubt  it."






















8. Tan Sri Dato' Sri Dr. Zeti Akhtar Aziz

Tan Sri Dato' Sri Dr. Zeti Akhtar Aziz, a remarkable corporate woman, is the first and only woman to have been appointed as the governor for Bank Negara Malaysia and ranks in the top ten central bank governors of the world. Her incredible intelligence and vast knowledge in finance and business was clearly demonstrated when she pulled Malaysia from the Asian Financial Crisis with meticulously developed strategies.


oonoondotcom says:"Aha....Zeti, our lady boss of the country. Don't play play, she is very capable and intelligence in her field that made her appointed as the Governer of Bank Negara for more than 10 year. The real boss of all the local banks, some people say "she says no, no bank will not say yes; she makes a sneeze, all the banks will shake a while; her one word can calm everyone down in the country and even outside the country". Is she influential in your eyes? We say 100x "yes"!!






















9. Datin Seri Hajah Rosmah Mansor

Datin Seri Hajah Rosmah Mansor’s wisdom and determination in promoting early childhood education and advancing women empowerment are evident in fulfilling her role as the wife of our 6th Prime Minister, Dato' Sri Haji Mohammad Najib bin Tun Haji Abdul Razak. The causes that she champions certainly form a strong foundation of human capital needed to propel the country towards meeting future challenges. Highly educated, she earned her Bachelor’s Degree in Sociology and Anthropology from UM and a Master’s Degree in Sociology and Agriculture from Louisiana State University.

She wears many hats - President of the Welfare Association of Minister’s Wives (BAKTI), Patron for various associations such as Children in Hope Foundation, Malaysian Nature Society, Malaysia Aids Council and many more. She was the first Malaysian woman to be awarded the STEM (Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics) Hero Award at the launch of the Global STEM Alliance at the United Nations headquarters in September 2014, showcased the quality, and the appreciation of the Malaysian women on the international stage. Recently, she was being listed second in the ‘10 Most Beautiful First Ladies in Asia’.

oonoondotcom says:"Alamak...watlau eh...en na de....what the...we  believe you have the same reaction as what we did. In our personal views (please be open-minded), after all those bags scandals, condo scandals, ring scandals and etc, she is very influential but not a good one. Nothing much we could talk about, you know we know la...just a final question to ask you, 

is she influential with C4 and her save-since-young-wealth?" 

Sunday, June 28, 2015

Super-duper Effective Ways to Prevent You From Getting Drunk!!!



Top 10. - Eat more cheese before you drink

Why: Cheese slows down the alcohol absorption in our body; our stomach needs more time to digest cheese than alcohol and thus lesser absorption of alcohol we won't feel the alcohol effect that fast.





Top 9. - Eat more animal fats before you drink

Why: Our stomach digests animal fats much more longer than cheeses.




Top 8. - Mix a lot of mixer into your alcohol drink

Why: More mixer gives us the chance to reduce the amount of alcohol in our drink. Applicable for liquor only.





Top 7. - Mix an non-alcohol drink that look like an alcohol (the mocktail?)

Why: A drink without alcohol in an alcohol glass. This is to bluff your friends that you are taking alcohols but instead you are not.




Top 6. - Skip every cheering session and beware the "bottom's up" moment

Why: Every cheering you will need to drink at least a sip of alcohol from your glass. Sometimes, the worst is when your friends are asking you to "bottom's up" (means finish up the whole glass). We all know that cheering process keeps on repeating in every 5-10 minutes. So try to skip most of the cheering session to avoid drinking too fast and get ourselves drunk quickly.





Top 5. - Go make some new girls or boys friends a.k.a go social at other tables 

Why: Try to get away from your alcohol table. To reduce the number of times your friends asking you to drink together with them. So, go wandering from table to table in the clubs or pubs to make some new friends.





Top.4 - Go dance at dance floor after drink a few rounds

Why: Increase your body's metabolism by making yourself sweat. This can make our body to digest certain amount of alcohol out from our body through sweating.




Top 3. - Drink plain water after every sip of alcohol

Why: Everytime drink a sip of water after a sip of alcohol. This is to make you go to the toilet more often to pee out certain amount of alcohol.






Top 2. - Pretend you are drunk & sleep

Why: "Top 2" needs a high level of acting skill. You must have experienced the moment of drunk before and also observe how other people are drunk, only you could master this skill. If you are successful, nobody will really ask you to drink anymore. Perhaps you could also use this chance to get a nap if you are extremely tired.




FINALLY......THE TOP 1, WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM GETTING DRUNK!!!!! 

THIS IS THE MOST EFFECTIVE WAY EVER........

THERE IS NO WAY IN THIS WORLD AS EFFECTIVE AS THIS WAY.....
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Top 1. - Not to Drink at all

Wednesday, June 24, 2015

What do you think of Malaysia Current Prime Minister?

Woahh....what is going on with Malaysia? Why is it so many "Juicy Hot News"

You see....

From natural disaster, we have got
1. Flood incident at east coast of Malaysia; affected Kelantan, Terengganu and Pahang States.
2. Earthquake incident at Sabah which caused the death of several hikers at Mt. Kinabalu 

Then from man-made disaster, we have got
1. MH17 being shot down
2. MH370 disappeared out of sudden and still couldn't be found
3. AS8501 crashed into the Java sea; no survivor.
4. Oil Tanker being hijacked by pirates

Finally, the infamous scandals of the country, we have got
1. 1MDB debt scandal
2. Mongolian lady murder case scandal
3. Submarine missing engine scandal
4. Pembinaan PFI debt scandal
5. MARA corruption and money laundering scandal
6. First lady shopping spree scandal.


Prime minister dulu mana ada sebanyak perkara macam ini??


After general election in 2013,

Duration of the regime of our leader = Approx. 25 months

No. of "hot news" = 12 nos

Average new "Juicy Hot News" = 2 months / "hot news"


Every 2 months brand new "Juicy Hot News" coming out, so what is the next?

Could it be the LRT or MRT trains go missing?


Based on the survey result conducted by "We Are Malaysians"  under a social polling app "Pollbook"

Please visit: http://www.pollbookapp.com/Share/304713

Fellow Malaysians, with so many negative news and scandals with our prime minister Dato Sri Najib... Do you think our prime minister should step down?











What do you think?

Monday, June 22, 2015

10 Measures of Perfect Body That A Woman Must Know





Attention has been focused on the female body as a source of aesthetic, pleasure, sexual attraction, fertility, and reproduction in most human societies. There are, and have been, wide differences in what should be considered an ideal or perfect body shape, both for attractiveness and healthiness reasons.





1. Upper & Lower Body Ratio

Belly button is set as the center point of the total height of the body. The ideal upper and lower body separation ratio shall be 5:8 (or 1.6). 

For example, a woman's total height is 170cm, the perfect separation body length she shall have is 65cm upper body & 105cm lower body, measured starting from the belly button.









2. Bust Size / Length

How to get your bust size? Easy, measure start right below the armpit, surround the body chest to back and passes through the upper breast of the upper.The total length shall be half of the total height of the body.

For example, a woman's total height is 170cm, the perfect size or length of the bust shall be 85cm.






3. Waist Size / Length

As suggested by fashion designers in this millennial, the ideal size of waist shall be 20cm less than the bust of a woman.

For example, a woman's bust is 85cm, the corresponding ideal waist shall be 65cm.







4. Hips Size / Length

The hips is the last main important thing to look at to achieve a perfect body shape. It is said that, the ideal hips size of a perfect woman body shall be 40cm larger than the bust.

For example, a woman's bust is 85cm, the ideal hips shall be 125cm.


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When a woman achieved the first 4 important ideal sizes as stated on their body, they are considered to be physically sexy and perfect in the past. However, in modern human society, the thighs, shanks, foot neck, shoulder, length of arms, and neck, are also being included to determine the modern perfect body shape. Sometimes, this consideration is being used to determine the suitability of a model for catwalk shows. 
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5. Thigh Size /Length

The size of thighs (put together) shall have the measurement of 10cm lesser than the size of the waist.

For example, a woman's waist is 65cm, the ideal size of her thigh shall be 55cm






6. Shank Size /Length

Can you believe that even a woman's shank is being considered?

The size of the shank should be 20cm (put together) lesser than the size of the thighs.

For example, a woman's thigh size is 55cm, her ideal shank size is 35cm.






7. Foot Neck

The smallest size of a foot neck should be 10cm less than the shank.

For example, a woman's shank size is 35cm, the corresponding foot neck shall be 25cm.






8. Upper Arms Size

We have demonstrated from the upper body to the toe. That's not enough to define that you have a perfect body yet as you have forgotten your upper arms. The perfect size of upper arm should be half of the size of a woman's thigh. Measurement is taken at the center between shoulder and elbow of the upper arms.

For example, a woman's single thigh size 30cm, the perfect upper arm size shall have 15cm.






9.Neck Size /Length

The size of a woman's neck shall have the same size of her single shank.

For example, a woman's shank (single) is 15cm, then her neck shall have 15cm as well.






10. Shoulder Size /Length

Finally, the shoulder size. A perfect woman body shape shall have a shoulder width that is half of a woman's bust and deduct by 4cm, measuring from the tip to tip of the shoulder.

For example, a woman's bust is 85cm, her shoulder length shall have 38.5cm from shoulder to shoulder.



Here are some references that maybe quite useful for you






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Sunday, June 21, 2015

Famous Luxury Items Our First Lady Had Bought

You gotta save it from young to own these items.....


1. Hublot BB Black Magic 114 Diamonds Customized Strap - RM 79,200.00



2. Franck Muller Master Square Date Diamonds - RM 153,500.00



3. Sydney Morning Herald expenses - RM 350,000.00



4. Diamond earrings worth - RM 500,000.00



5. Richard Mille Lady RM 007 Diamond Cruncher - RM 602,500.00



6. Hermes Birkin Bag with crocodile skin bejewelled - RM 621,000.00



7. Hermes Birkin Bag with crocodile skin - RM 820,000.00



8. Diamond ring from Jacob & Co. - RM 80,000,000.00



9. Apartment in Park Laurel for son - RM 110,000,000.00