Super-duper Effective Ways to Prevent You From Getting Drunk!!!

Top 10. - Eat more cheese before you drink

Why: Cheese slows down the alcohol absorption in our body; our stomach needs more time to digest cheese than alcohol and thus lesser absorption of alcohol we won't feel the alcohol effect that fast.

Top 9. - Eat more animal fats before you drink

Why: Our stomach digests animal fats much more longer than cheeses.

Top 8. - Mix a lot of mixer into your alcohol drink

Why: More mixer gives us the chance to reduce the amount of alcohol in our drink. Applicable for liquor only.

Top 7. - Mix an non-alcohol drink that look like an alcohol (the mocktail?)

Why: A drink without alcohol in an alcohol glass. This is to bluff your friends that you are taking alcohols but instead you are not.

Top 6. - Skip every cheering session and beware the "bottom's up" moment

Why: Every cheering you will need to drink at least a sip of alcohol from your glass. Sometimes, the worst is when your friends are asking you to "bottom's up" (means finish up the whole glass). We all know that cheering process keeps on repeating in every 5-10 minutes. So try to skip most of the cheering session to avoid drinking too fast and get ourselves drunk quickly.

Top 5. - Go make some new girls or boys friends a.k.a go social at other tables 

Why: Try to get away from your alcohol table. To reduce the number of times your friends asking you to drink together with them. So, go wandering from table to table in the clubs or pubs to make some new friends.

Top.4 - Go dance at dance floor after drink a few rounds

Why: Increase your body's metabolism by making yourself sweat. This can make our body to digest certain amount of alcohol out from our body through sweating.

Top 3. - Drink plain water after every sip of alcohol

Why: Everytime drink a sip of water after a sip of alcohol. This is to make you go to the toilet more often to pee out certain amount of alcohol.

Top 2. - Pretend you are drunk & sleep

Why: "Top 2" needs a high level of acting skill. You must have experienced the moment of drunk before and also observe how other people are drunk, only you could master this skill. If you are successful, nobody will really ask you to drink anymore. Perhaps you could also use this chance to get a nap if you are extremely tired.




FINALLY......THE TOP 1, WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM GETTING DRUNK!!!!! 

THIS IS THE MOST EFFECTIVE WAY EVER........

THERE IS NO WAY IN THIS WORLD AS EFFECTIVE AS THIS WAY.....
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Top 1. - Not to Drink at all