Jokes of The Malaysian Chinese Wedding Dinner

Have you ever been to Malaysian Chinese wedding dinner ceremony?? If you do, have you ever noticed there are some moments that you may actually laugh out loud during the whole ceremony and yet people still practicing on it generation to generation.

You see.................

1. The dinner ceremony will never ever be punctual to be started.

No matter how you set the time to be as earliest as possible and tell the guest to be punctual, some of the guest will still be late to the dinner by giving you excuses as "traffic jam", "nobody will be that early la bro", "my stomachache last minute, sorry sorry", and etc.

So we have made a conclusion that no matter what the starting time is, in regardless of 5.30pm, 6pm, 6.30pm, 7.30pm, and so on, the ceremony can only be started at 8.30 - 9pm in the end.

2. Some of the guests dress like as if they are at home.

We really don't understand what are they thinking. Come on it's a wedding dinner, at least a proper dressing like long pants, shirts and shoes. Why are you people wearing short pants, t-shirt, and sandals??

3. Why is there "final countdown" song for every first dish?

You know, the song "Europe - The Final Countdown" is always played in most of the wedding ceremony during serving the first dish. We just don't understand why? Please tell us why?? Why?? Why?

4. Chinese Wedding Ceremony Master performs a live show to the guests

You may ask us what is "Chinese wedding ceremony master", well she or he is a Chinese wedding traditional adviser who helps to practice traditional wedding procedure for every newly wed couple. Some of the couple may need them to give speech during the dinner ceremony.

This is when it comes the disaster, why would you ladies or men singing and dancing on the stage right after your speech?? You are like "360 degrees" transfom, from a master to a singer and to a dancer!!! Can we call you transformer?

5. Is the cake on the stage real? Can I grab a piece of it?

Why is the cake on the stage is always a dummy set?? If there are no real cake being served, what is the point of putting it on the stage? The funniest part is when the newly wed couple is asked by the MC to cut the cake in front of everyone. Apa ini (what is this)??

6. Yum Seng (Cheers!!) as simple as that why would people make it a hard way?

In every wedding dinner event, the newly wed couple, their parents and siblings will be invited to the stage to thank the guest for coming. So say like angmo (the whites) style, people will just say "cheers" and "thanks for coming" as easy as that, but in Malaysian Chinese way, they will start

"Yummmmmmmmmmm Seeeeeeeeeeeeeenggggggggg"

or 

"Yum yum yum yum yummmmm Seeeeeeeeeengggggggggg"

or

"Yummmmm zoi yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm seng"

Don't you think this is so funny? (hahahaha)

Then in the end for certain family they may add

"Huat ar, Ong ar, Heng Ar, Ki ar, Song ar" (Hokkien language)

7. For some instance, guest will go onto the stage and show their REAL BAD singing skill

We do not know whether you have this experience or not, whenever there is a guest goes onto the stage and sing, you will really laugh out loud. They really impress us with their singing skill.

It's undeniable that, we have to pay our salute to them!! "Halt halt halt"!

8. Some guest having their own party without bothering anything

Some of the guest they are drinking as if that will be their last drop of alcohol. They never bother what the newly wed says, they never bother the cheering session they never bother whatever things that present to them on the stage, but just making their own noises and dancing near their dining table.

Come on la bros, at least give a little bit respect ma....

Cheers!!!! Yummmmmmm Seennngggg!!!