"Mamak" Chat: June 2015

Sunday, June 28, 2015

Super-duper Effective Ways to Prevent You From Getting Drunk!!!

Top 10. - Eat more cheese before you drink

Why: Cheese slows down the alcohol absorption in our body; our stomach needs more time to digest cheese than alcohol and thus lesser absorption of alcohol we won't feel the alcohol effect that fast.

Top 9. - Eat more animal fats before you drink

Why: Our stomach digests animal fats much more longer than cheeses.

Top 8. - Mix a lot of mixer into your alcohol drink

Why: More mixer gives us the chance to reduce the amount of alcohol in our drink. Applicable for liquor only.

Top 7. - Mix an non-alcohol drink that look like an alcohol (the mocktail?)

Why: A drink without alcohol in an alcohol glass. This is to bluff your friends that you are taking alcohols but instead you are not.

Top 6. - Skip every cheering session and beware the "bottom's up" moment

Why: Every cheering you will need to drink at least a sip of alcohol from your glass. Sometimes, the worst is when your friends are asking you to "bottom's up" (means finish up the whole glass). We all know that cheering process keeps on repeating in every 5-10 minutes. So try to skip most of the cheering session to avoid drinking too fast and get ourselves drunk quickly.

Top 5. - Go make some new girls or boys friends a.k.a go social at other tables

Why: Try to get away from your alcohol table. To reduce the number of times your friends asking you to drink together with them. So, go wandering from table to table in the clubs or pubs to make some new friends.

Top.4 - Go dance at dance floor after drink a few rounds

Why: Increase your body's metabolism by making yourself sweat. This can make our body to digest certain amount of alcohol out from our body through sweating.

Top 3. - Drink plain water after every sip of alcohol

Why: Everytime drink a sip of water after a sip of alcohol. This is to make you go to the toilet more often to pee out certain amount of alcohol.

Top 2. - Pretend you are drunk & sleep

Why: "Top 2" needs a high level of acting skill. You must have experienced the moment of drunk before and also observe how other people are drunk, only you could master this skill. If you are successful, nobody will really ask you to drink anymore. Perhaps you could also use this chance to get a nap if you are extremely tired.

FINALLY......THE TOP 1, WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM GETTING DRUNK!!!!!

THIS IS THE MOST EFFECTIVE WAY EVER........

THERE IS NO WAY IN THIS WORLD AS EFFECTIVE AS THIS WAY.....
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Top 1. - Not to Drink at all

Wednesday, June 24, 2015

What do you think of Malaysia Current Prime Minister?

Woahh....what is going on with Malaysia? Why is it so many "Juicy Hot News"

You see....

From natural disaster, we have got

1. Flood incident at east coast of Malaysia; affected Kelantan, Terengganu and Pahang States.

2. Earthquake incident at Sabah which caused the death of several hikers at Mt. Kinabalu

Then from man-made disaster, we have got

1. MH17 being shot down

2. MH370 disappeared out of sudden and still couldn't be found

3. AS8501 crashed into the Java sea; no survivor.

4. Oil Tanker being hijacked by pirates

Finally, the infamous scandals of the country, we have got

1. 1MDB debt scandal

2. Mongolian lady murder case scandal

3. Submarine missing engine scandal

4. Pembinaan PFI debt scandal

5. MARA corruption and money laundering scandal

6. First lady shopping spree scandal.

Prime minister dulu mana ada sebanyak perkara macam ini??

After general election in 2013,

Duration of the regime of our leader = Approx. 25 months

No. of "hot news" = 12 nos

Average new "Juicy Hot News" = 2 months / "hot news"

Every 2 months brand new "Juicy Hot News" coming out, so what is the next?

Could it be the LRT or MRT trains go missing?

Based on the survey result conducted by "We Are Malaysians" under a social polling app "Pollbook"

Please visit: http://www.pollbookapp.com/Share/304713

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Fellow Malaysians, with so many negative news and scandals with our prime minister Dato Sri Najib... Do you think our prime minister should step down?

What do you think?

Monday, June 22, 2015

10 Measures of Perfect Body That A Woman Must Know

Attention has been focused on the female body as a source of aesthetic, pleasure, sexual attraction, fertility, and reproduction in most human societies. There are, and have been, wide differences in what should be considered an ideal or perfect body shape, both for attractiveness and healthiness reasons.

1. Upper & Lower Body Ratio

Belly button is set as the center point of the total height of the body. The ideal upper and lower body separation ratio shall be 5:8 (or 1.6).

For example, a woman's total height is 170cm, the perfect separation body length she shall have is 65cm upper body & 105cm lower body, measured starting from the belly button.

2. Bust Size / Length

How to get your bust size? Easy, measure start right below the armpit, surround the body chest to back and passes through the upper breast of the upper.The total length shall be half of the total height of the body.

For example, a woman's total height is 170cm, the perfect size or length of the bust shall be 85cm.

3. Waist Size / Length

As suggested by fashion designers in this millennial, the ideal size of waist shall be 20cm less than the bust of a woman.

For example, a woman's bust is 85cm, the corresponding ideal waist shall be 65cm.

4. Hips Size / Length

The hips is the last main important thing to look at to achieve a perfect body shape. It is said that, the ideal hips size of a perfect woman body shall be 40cm larger than the bust.

For example, a woman's bust is 85cm, the ideal hips shall be 125cm.

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When a woman achieved the first 4 important ideal sizes as stated on their body, they are considered to be physically sexy and perfect in the past. However, in modern human society, the thighs, shanks, foot neck, shoulder, length of arms, and neck, are also being included to determine the modern perfect body shape. Sometimes, this consideration is being used to determine the suitability of a model for catwalk shows.

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5. Thigh Size /Length

The size of thighs (put together) shall have the measurement of 10cm lesser than the size of the waist.

For example, a woman's waist is 65cm, the ideal size of her thigh shall be 55cm

6. Shank Size /Length

Can you believe that even a woman's shank is being considered?

The size of the shank should be 20cm (put together) lesser than the size of the thighs.

For example, a woman's thigh size is 55cm, her ideal shank size is 35cm.

7. Foot Neck

The smallest size of a foot neck should be 10cm less than the shank.

For example, a woman's shank size is 35cm, the corresponding foot neck shall be 25cm.

8. Upper Arms Size

We have demonstrated from the upper body to the toe. That's not enough to define that you have a perfect body yet as you have forgotten your upper arms. The perfect size of upper arm should be half of the size of a woman's thigh. Measurement is taken at the center between shoulder and elbow of the upper arms.

For example, a woman's single thigh size 30cm, the perfect upper arm size shall have 15cm.

9.Neck Size /Length

The size of a woman's neck shall have the same size of her single shank.

For example, a woman's shank (single) is 15cm, then her neck shall have 15cm as well.

10. Shoulder Size /Length

Finally, the shoulder size. A perfect woman body shape shall have a shoulder width that is half of a woman's bust and deduct by 4cm, measuring from the tip to tip of the shoulder.

For example, a woman's bust is 85cm, her shoulder length shall have 38.5cm from shoulder to shoulder.

Here are some references that maybe quite useful for you